The Colony of Martinets And Mannequins

 I K Shukla  

Published on February 13, 2007

 An odious android of the anti-national Self-seeekers� (Swayam-sewak) Syndicate, dedicated to the liquidation of millions of Indian citizens belonging to the minorities, and destruction of India by dragging it back to the Dark Ages, has given a clarion call to Hindu females to bear a dozen sons, lest the Muslims should, not too distantly, begin to outnumber Hindus and upset the latter�s dominance as the demographic majority, no matter how mendaciously and deceptively this faux majority may have been manufactured, or conceived in myth and converted into an invariant fact.

The homeless, jobless, malnourished, and physically stunted and mentally shrunk pseudo-Hindus, thus born, will be forced as multitudes of lumpens to constitute the army of the thuggish murderers of saffronazis, as they were in Gujarat.

He certainly has the genocidal epic, Mahabharata, in mind. If Gandhari could bear one hundred sons and a daughter (Adiparva), a dozen births per Hindu female today should not prove too difficult. In fact, new Gandharis are expected to improve upon that record. Whether these multiple births result from marital rape and sexual predation need not be looked into, in the interests of Hindu Rashtra. The agency of determination belongs not to the females concerned, but to the instigator of sexual violence and �marital� molestation, implicit in the exhortation, the male (husband) reduced to a mere tool of the fascist project, like the female, both equally voided of volition and independent assertion.

The womb, in this scenario, will be turned into a thing, an instrument, to serve the purposes of a putative Ram Rajya. It will turn into a reproductive factory, a robotic gadget, at the disposal of the saffronazis. Integrity of the individual will be flagrantly violated and sanctity of privacy will be savagely subordinated to the diktat of a theo-fascist blueprint. This is another guru-dakshina the HinduTaliban would ardently pay to Hitler who similarly had tasked women.

Since, presumably, only sons are to be allowed birth, where will their future brides come from? There are options. They can remain gay or celibate, or adopt the Spartan model of Spartiates (just 30,000 constituting the ruling class) and their subjects, the Helots (serfs), or they can kidnap women from wherever they can. However, the Spartan model presents problems. The Spartiates were all warriors, whereas the saffronazis are inveterate cowards and traitors, rapists and arsonists, vandals and cold-blooded killers of the innocent. And, the Hindu Rashtra, purged of its helots, the �foreigners�, the �lower breed�, there will be none left to rule over. It will have become a criminal colony of professional thieves and killers.

Kidnapping has sanction in Hindu scriptures, one form of marriage among many. One prime example is Bhishma, who kidnapped three daughters of the King of Varanasi -Amba, Ambika, and Ambalika for his brothers. The deleterious results of the venture should be ignored. No Vyasa is around, hence no replication of a Pandu (impotent, TB-stricken), or a Dhritarashtra (blind), need be feared. Krishna helped Arjuna kidnap his own sister Subhadra. Of course, they all are supposed to have lived happily thereafter.

There is a glitch, however. The national ratio of birth is getting steadily reduced: 973 girls to 1000 boys. This trend threatens further to accelerate, with pseudo-Hindus increasingly criminally resorting to female foeticide and the imbalance tends incrementally to plunge deeper. No problem. Kidnapping �brides� from wherever can help. This has twin advantages: 1. Reversion to the �glorious� past when there was no other way to find wives and cattle, except as booty through bloody battles and raids. This would be a good way to worship our ancestors too. 2. Gems and women could be from anywhere, they were valuable assets. Too, they were always deemed �pure�, or could be made so by chanting a few mantras, feeding a few Brahmins, and giving alms to Brahmins, and performing some ceremonial yagyas (sacrifices), etc.

The glitch here is way far formidable. It is more than a mere glitch. It is a yawning, limitless gulf. Hindu Rashtra will have purged itself of all mlechchhas (�foreigners�), men, women and children. Too, it will have only partly succeeded in purging itself of the �lower castes�. So, its kidnapping spree will play out among the latter alone. It will be a dubious �victory� of the saffronazis. Its survival and reproduction will have been mortgaged to those, women in particular, whom it abhorred and decreed to be beyond the human pale.

Looked at another way, it could be the �revenge� of the damned, even if forced and unwitting. Some sort of poetic justice, at last. And, it will conform to the prototype evidenced in Mahabharata. All its major figures were born of non-Aryan women � Dwaipayan Vyasa, Shantanu, and others. Mahabharata details the network of illegitimate, non-Aryan hybridity infusing it all over. Satyavati and Draupadi and their ilk, the non-Aryan dark beauties are svelte sirens, to whose charms the Kshatriya kings and saintly celebrities continued helplessly to succumb repeatedly.

If that happens, the cycle will have run full circle. However left-handed and however diminished, it will be justice indeed, debunking a theory once more of �Aryan purity� and destroying a myth fostered falsely. Whether it can save the nation from the programmed devastation in the infernal interim will remain a painful puzzle.

But, under the Ram Rajya carnage, India will have been reduced to a fossil curio as a colony of martinets and mannequins.

05Nov.21.


Prof. I.K. Shukla is a rewound literature and cultural connoisseur, writer and poet and author of several books including Hindutva: Treason and Terrorism, Hindutva: An Autopsy of Fascism as a Theoterrorist Cult and Other Essays etc.